Finally, a voice of reason. When it comes to high performance people tend to get upset because they can't afford the best. Not our fault! (Nice work, BTW ;))

I'd prefer to not know whether my girrelephant steaks come from a GMO.

I hope we're not still using this commenting system.

Do you think they'd mind bringing some paint up for us? http://gizmodo.com/5930450/all-the-american-flags-on-the-moon-are-now-white

They should have given him pockets so he'd have something to do with his hands while emoting.

I believe Churchill said "your or moron" to Lady Astor.

What has this to do with the Olympics?

This is why you need Clean Slate.

I must remember to walk without rhythm when in Antartica.

You better lock that shit up.

Why would MC Hammer have a website?

Weird to see that. Typos are more of a gizmodo thing.

à la USS

Not really a tech company, but I'm always surprised when I see that they're still using this one.

Yeah, no kidding. It holds up.

I miss John Lennon.

Here's your Flash movie (actually the pilot to the series you mentioned). It is also a bit of a blur.

Watch on.

A helpful librarian will point you towards the library's DVDs.

First world problem you have there.