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@LutherNipperkin: I'd tell you to take a sad song and make it better. The movement you need is on your blowhole.

@RaindropBebop: Unless Steve really likes the new redesign, the walled wasteland.

@Squirt-Reynolds: Is this guy for real? The watering the tree of liberty line for net neutrality?

I just had a feeling of nostalgia.

@Greg_The_Bunny: Wow, I used to smoke the Djarum Splashes and had no idea they'd banned them.

@m1ndtr1p: The MacBook Air is also only 36% beef.

They just played this clip on the Today Show.

@serenada: Not until we get Watson too.

If a Brit gets to play Superman, I say an American should be allowed to slather on an English accent and play James Bond. I'd nominate Dick Van Dyke.

@sweens: Yes. With duct tape.

@Habs: The lamp.

[robot voice]: But Alex, what is...love?

Escargot, Johnny, Go!

bears

Follow your nose...

Close call.