I'm still holding out for the decolorized collection.

I'm going in for an auditing session tomorrow at the local Scientology center. Does this mean my Power Balance wristband will or will not affect the E-Meter?

Anyone know what a million volts would feel like?

@lastlifelost: You must have missed The Neverending Story.

You've got to feel bad for whoever is standing over the trapdoor that Putin appears to be activating with his hand.

@blash:

@billboM: Yeah, no kidding.

@commentotron: I'm not positive but I doubt the Chinese refer to them as wangs.

Her owner.

Excellent, looks damned near Kryptonian.

@jbrecken: nipples?

@Too.Tired.To.Sleep:

@Kamenwati: Genius! Then Indy's son could become president and tell Gary Oldman to get off his plane.

@FauxReal: [www.youtube.com]

Move along, nothing to see here.

I'd like to see this expanded to a full movie: [www.comicgasm.com]

@GregtheMad: It's a schooner!

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Or Johnny Depp as Otis?

Makes me look forward to being kidnapped.