Scientists say lots of things.

The same salt trick works on taking the cheap taste out of a cheap red wine.

@daveinmn: One might think so but I believe the MPAA would disagree. Call it a hunch.

@chadbeckwith: It's not but it's damned close.

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I unfortunately suffer from the disease that that disallows my liking any Superman who isn't Christopher Reeve.

I suppose God's speaking to Abraham was essentially done via magical video phone.

@CaffineFreakUs: I'd blame the Navy.

The app's most likely not allowed because AT&T holds exclusive rights to pull pranks on you.

@Calrekabooki: Nor a positive pregnancy test.

@ixta70: I can't believe ewe went there.

Watch who you call a Neatoramanaut.

@Nick Spencer: Looks like no: [discussions.apple.com]

@OMG! Ponies!: WTH, the Beatles are now on iTunes?!? I think news of that magnitude warrants an announcement of some kind.

I've actually heard it both ways so, just to be careful, I sleep with a strobe nightlight.

salve the whales

@Al CaPWN: Burger King cross-promotion, to defray expenses.

@snake6778: Oooo-eee! What's up with dat?

Shouldn't it be taken with a slightly smaller grain of salt?

@bios: [gizmodo.com]