Glad to have provided the opportunity for you to feel more educated/cultured than an anonymous stranger on the Internet, though.

If you mean the Lobot jokes in this article, Lobot jokes have been a running Avclub gag (mostly Sean O’Neal IIRC) for a while now.

“Definitively” is also suspect, since Kylo Ren could be lying, or just wrong. What a terrible opening sentence.

I think it was more of a glottal “Van Goggggggghhhhhhhhh”

So, The Battlestar Galactica treatment.

Well that’s a bummer. I think he’s pretty funny, and he always struck me as the kind of guy that might be IRL really nice. 

Peeling? Who has time for that BS? I just eat it straight out of the peel with a spoon.

It can be two  a few several dozen things.

Dammit, of all Trump’s rollbacks I hate that he revoked Poe’s law the most.

This site needs a “Funny” button like they have on Fark, so that I can succintly indicate that I enjoyed your post, but probably not in the spirit in which you posted it.

Racism lol.

“Smallest donation gets two six-packs.”

Fair enough. You’re certainly not hurting for ways to be obnoxious, I guess.

“Oh shit, here comes a frog! I better run!”

Cool story. You really know who EVERY star is that this site talks about? Not one ever slips through the cracks?

Or, I could say whatever the fuck I want. I haven’t seen a single comment saying they know more than the band, just a lot of people pointing out that the article really doesn’t give any information to go on. Maybe Haim was dead on, maybe Haim are fucking idiots and don’t know what they’re talking about. I don’t know…

Yeah, I never comment just to brag, “I don’t even know who this person is,” but since I’ve been specifically called out...

The A.V. Club

tfw somebody who uses the phrase “self-indulgent creative onanism” calls a movie “too smart.”

The thrust of your post still stands, but “original” perp? Naw. I remember as a 4th grader learning what “pubic hairs” were by listening to Clarence Thomas’s confirmation hearings long before I ever heard of the comeback kid.