I am not going to read Clinton’s book, but I would read your book

I assume you’re kidding, but please, let’s not give them any ideas, even in jest.

I always assumed that the point of tableside guacamole was to show the customer that they were getting the freshest possible guacamole, and not something that was scooped out of a huge premade vat.

Do you think there’s some kind of finite amount of outrage out there, such that we must ration it out? You at any rate don’t seem to have any shortage of it.

Point of order: you can’t “gerrymander” the electoral college (unless you are trying to say that the electoral college itself ends up being effectively a kind of gerrymandering, which, fair enough)

ITT: Prince Ruprecht doesn’t understand common idioms.

We all need to be more encouraging and supportive, and less snarky and high-handed.

Her?

Yeah, yeah....the guy in the four thousand dollar suit is going to verbally abuse his female coworkers. COME ON!

For reasons that other posters have said better than I can: this post is bad and you should feel bad.

Roger Ebert wrote some pretty good Transformers reviews, if you haven’t read those.

Not unfair. I was imprecise. That was the first of his movies I had seen, so I suppose I more meant different than anything I had seen before.

“City on the Edge of Forever” is really, really good. “The Inner Light” is moving as fk.

I could call “Royal Tenenbaums” great. It’s just so very different from anything else you’ll ever see, that it’s hard to judge its “greatness,” because you sort of have to judge “greatness” in comparison to other things, or a spectrum or canon of things, and Wes Anderson doesn’t really compare to other work, for…

Yeah, school shootings are pretty much America’s stopped clock right now. It would be stranger to drop this show on a day where there wasn’t a shooting.

There’s also a stereotype that conservatives don’t have much of a sense of humor. Just to you know.

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You know, there’s a reason I come here instead of Cracked. Well...there used to be, anyway.

*goes to car, changes shirt, turns hat backwards*

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