“A comedian made a funny face last night! Quick, gimme 250 words on it by 9AM!”

I am Grootloose

Oh! You know, I’ll usually skip that whole bit, because I always thought it was just weird instead of funny. I’ll have to go back and watch it again, now that I know what it’s lampooning.

What was the Mr Show parody? Drawing a blank.

Romancing the Infinity Stones

I would have also accepted “Mortrix”

If there’s one thing I lament about the English langauge, it’s the paucity of fucking words.

Don’t be a dick about it.

It’s been a while since I’ve had them, but Sugar Babies shouldn’t do that, unless they’re really old. Aren’t they about the same consistency as jelly beans?

huh. TIL

I know we’re part joking here, but my family’s chosen meeting place for every Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, granny’s birthday, etc....was fucking Olive Garden. I hated it, would have gladly skipped, but you can’t just skip mother’s day, and you sure as hell can’t leave your kids with a sitter on mother’s day.

Uh....Jackson Pollack? Did he even use a brush?

Guy’s a dope, but...

Cocksuckers only care about pleasing themselves.

Nobody said that EVERY Trump supporter is sexist AND racist. Your grandmother was probably just more racist than she was not-sexist.

This pun has a nice wing to it.

Looks like the Avengers picked the wong week to take on Thanos.

Actually there’s a 75% chance that one OR both of them survived

Of course, it’s easy to dismiss all of this as taking the Marvel universe far too seriously.

American Laser Turbine Ranger Incorporated Group Heuristic Team has a nice ring to it. Can’t think of anything wrong with that name.