Would your clinic consider a fresh transfer? I only got one viable embryo from my IVF cycle, and we did a day-three fresh transfer. I am now 35 weeks pregnant. There are options! No matter what, best of luck, my heart goes out to you – this is such an intense process and it’s hard to comprehend when you haven’t been…

“Do I know every person in the neo-Nazi party, if they have a good heart or not? No, I do not.”

The military parade is now set for November. How is this America (, or am I all “O tempora, o mores”)?

Life is great, ain’t it?

UK Update:

I know cooking isn’t baking, but here’s a story on my grandma who I loved to death:

Since I went to a nerd school (where the popular kids were the ones with the highest GPA and football games were so you could watch the halftime show), our taunts of rival schools were shit like, “[Rival School] doesn’t recycle!” and “[Rival School] drives solo in the HOV lane!” and “[Rival School] is a…

I always assumed this was the case. I always raved about my mom’s chili. It was and is my very favorite. I finally convinced her to give it to me and it was...spice mixes. “Just get the little packets of chili spices and follow the instructions.” The same thing happened when my dad showed me how to make biscuits.

I’ve created my own cranberry relish recipe. My secret is pomegranate.

My mom makes the BEST dinner rolls on the planet. Truly. Made me into the carb-addict I am now. Always the first thing gone at big family dinners, always requested the family, she’d make more each year and they’d still be gone immediately. She’d make an extra tray of them before any big event so that me and my brother…

To me, what makes it a family recipe, is if any changes to the recipe happen.

It’s meant to be done in the cuisinart (food processor) with cold butter. If you don’t have a food processor: melt the butter until it’s soft for this recipe:

My mother has my great-grandmother’s old recipe for making matzo balls, calling for “half a broken egg shell of seltzer water.” When my mother asked how big the egg should be, the response was, “don’t be fresh.”

Hasn’t the Pioneer Woman built an entire career off of this?

So, wait, my mom DIDN’T come up with a slice of cheese between two pieces of bread and toasted in a skillet until the cheese melts?

Yeah...well...so does shit.

It’s really hard to jog fast with bone spurs.

The man is afraid of stairs. Unless the school is just a single floor, Trump would scream like a child when he got to the first set of stairs and faint.

I wonder if they could prevent the horrific hate crime that Mark perpetrated in the 90s?

does she cobble her own shoes? where does she get her wigs? HOW MUCH MONEY HAS SHE SPENT ON SILK IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS??