Kids do not need several hundred secured acres to play in. I'm sure they can get by with one or two measly acres to roam.

Let us not also forget that he specifically mentioned children in the yard. He was advocating for shooting at feral hogs that are attacking children.

They can’t be paid right now because the employees whose job it is to process Federal payroll are on furlough. For real.

I agree. I saw it as I was scrolling through Facebook and at first thought it was driftwood. I am horrified now that I know it's bodies.

Nearly all natural fibers must be chemically treated to be woven into cloth. I'm a hobbiest spinner and knotter, and I've prepped a variety of fibers from raw material to spin them. Flax must be rented to make linen. Silk must be degummed prior to being stretched into hankies for spinning. Wool must be scoured and…

Yeah, apparently it's now a commodity or mercantile exchange, instead of an actual market.

Harry Caray?

WTH is the point of a MARKET if you can’t buy anything? That’s not a market, that’s a commodity exchange.

LC was the pizza at my junior high and high school.  Nice profit maker for our school district, too. They bought the pizzas for $4 each and sold the 8 slices in each for $1.50 a piece.

I have never liked that whole “bring a gift to a religious ceremony for two people who are about to leave for a 5-14 day vacation" thing, anyway. 

I have a Roku, but couldn’t tell you anything about my tv other than it’s a Samsung that hangs on the wall. Some of us that watch TV have vision problems, that even when “corrected” make HD and 4k and whatever else is the “best” technology essentially pointless. I have severe astigmatism that when corrected makes…

Not in Seg.

That’s because All is a bit of a grammar nerd. “Ten items or less” (instead of “fewer”) is one that he finds annoying, for instance.

They are basically Ananias and Sapphira. They wanted the glory that going good would get them, but they also wanted to keep a little creature comforts for themselves. Because they deserve it for being so good, you know?

I am COMPLETELY SURPRISED that a woman that lacks the foresight to fill her car's gas tank when it is 1/4 full managed to squander over $200,000 in a year. I mean, just astounded at her poor judgement.

Yes! I have already threatened my millennial baby sister with cat turds through the mail if she doesn’t vote in November in all the races. It’s the down ticket races that will make or break the next two years. She thinks I’ll be mad if she votes for marijuana legalization (I’m socially conservative but politically…

I haven’t had milk for years, but when I hear a hungry cry, I feel the itch of let down. 

Pulling out of a parking space, I tore off the front right fender of my Plymouth Sundance on a knee wall. I’m the only person I know that has backed into a wall with the front of the car.

He’s the spokesperson for the cruise ship company that runs the ferry.

If I'm not mistaken, that'd an antifa protestor, and that's a bandana, not an actual flag, which means that's not a violation of the flag code.