my thought is _so_ not about which guns are which, it’s about how absolutely unnecessary it is to have 30 hog carcasses in your yard

You’re 100% right, I would have cussed them slap the fuck out and put their faces all over the internet.

That Monsanto’s own lawyers said “it’s safe enough to drink” puts the juror’s comment much more in perspective. Without this added piece of info, it seemed the juror’s suggestion was kinda out of the blue. Thanks.

Government oversight was deemed non-essential by Durr Furor.

FAKE NEWS!! The Little Ceasars in my town is set up so you can see them making the pizzas from scratch. This is just silly, nobody would believe that they use frozen pizzas. Remember, love with your heart, but use your head for everything else.

I’d be more worried the amoebas would die of starvation.

Yes. Of course, in this case, the poor things will go hungry.

Only someone with a brain would be worried about them, though. He’ll be fine.

So... when you jump into one of those swamps, gators are normally the least of your concern, what with the nasty bacteria floating around, and well, the brain-eating amoebas that sometime inhabit those stagnant bodies of water in the south.

Oh, come on. Eleven-year-old white girls never shoplift anything.

Candy? Batteries? Broccoli? I don’t fucking care. Point is, all the white kids I grew up with who chronically shoplifted, never got tazed and never would. Does anyone really believe that Kroger backs this (security) behavior up as policy? Fuck no!

I can easily spend $10-15 in one Starbucks trip if I get a breakfast/regular sandwich too.

CI was pretty good at times, until D’Onofrio had a nervous breakdown and they started substituting cast for him.

“Hey, weren’t you that Doctor guy from Star Trek?”

“You telling me these Chicago guys get off on putting sauce on top of an inch of cheese on top of some barely cooked dough? Man, that’s some sick stuff.” - Ice T

“You wanna talk about a hate crime, let’s start with that pie you call a pizza!”

Mariska Hargitay was in the back seat of the car that her mother Jayne Mansfield was in during the car accident that killed her. She deserves better than to be still suffering through horrific Law & Order: SVU storylines after all these years.

“So you’re tellin’ me that there are bad people on both sides?”

Just a little grossed out. You’ll see pictures of slightly pudgy, shirtless white dudes chugging gallons of milk, pouring on themselves, and letting bits of it dribble down their chin.

This is super useful because, while I’m so often out of milk, I always have Xanthan Gum handy.