This is rape.

I;m a camp director, currently more of my male campers than female campers have painted fingernails. One of the camp highlights for the boys is that they are allowed to paint their nails. None of the parents have made any comments about it, which is awesome.

so i was talking to my gf about this stain on my passenger seat in my car that was from spilled protein drink

she said that one time she saw it and freaked out thinking she had bled through her skirt and stained my seat, then when we got home, ran to the bathroom to check, but nothing was there

but she still thought it…

I take a vicodin and hang an “out of order” sign around my neck. Spend the day binging Netflix and being high.

aha it reminded me of having a conversation with a male friend, I said I needed iron supplements while I was on my period because of blood loss and he was like "what? I thought it was like, a spoon of blood a day?" and boy, men know nothing.

homegirl is fucking lucky as shit and also has the lightest period on god’s green earth bc if that was me please believe they would have blurred out my entire lower half and all 26 miles behind me that were literred w huge globs of my uterine lining.

I dunno if he could have survived this election. I think with Trump running, TDS would have just devolved into 30 straight minutes of watching Jon Stewart orgasm on television.

i like the “attempt at homicide” explanation more, but i took a xanax once that i didn’t need to take because i was flying alone for the first time and, far from being nervous, i don’t sleep in transit but had a 14-hour layover after a 10-hour flight. didn’t want to be awake for 24 hours straight, so my mother, bless…

What’s freaking me out - among other things - is the revelation that he forced this stop. He tailed her closely, making it look like he was in a hurry, and when she absolutely correctly moved to the right to get out of his way, he pulled her over for it.

This is chilling for a lot of reasons but for me the worst was the totally uneventful stop that took place immediately prior to Sandra being pulled over (and almost made me think this was somehow the wrong video). That’s how sweet a cop can be... if he wants. Once an officer decides he’s owed more deference than he’s…

As a Chicagoan of 41 years, agreed. And I’ll happily wait 2 or 3 hours for said food. And I can totally see food blowing away.

Those aren’t people. Those are monsters.

Especially to call delivery in the middle of a bad thunderstorm, or worse, a blizzard. A few blocks away is not terrible, but if you’re calling for delivery all the way across town because you don’t want to risk your precious ass then that’s BS. If I wouldn’t travel out in terrible weather to get my own food I’m also…

From a Chicago resident of ten years who worked outdoors during the two most frigid winters the city had seen in decades, I politely invite you to come here in the middle of winter and decide how long you’d like to walk in bitter cold, lake-effect winds, and poorly-salted sidewalks. If wintertime delivery is there, we…

Usually the people who send the e-mails are clearly protagonists, so from experience, we all probably expect that your posting their story is an endorsement of their actions. Might be worth an ed. note if you find one email particularly unsympathetic but too bizarre not to include.

Oh, and on the topic of ed. notes? If…

Don’t forget that one of them was a vegetarian. They wouldn’t have made it half a block before losing their strength and succumbing to the elements.

I got no sympathy for the last story. It’s not even WTF worthy. Walk your lazy ass to the restaurant, three blocks is not a fucking Arctic expedition.

My answer (which seems to have vanished into the greys), would be similar:

The movie theater story reminded me of one of my own. One time getting popcorn at a local multiplex, the (obviously new) teenage girl behind the counter asked me “Would you like a golden shower with that?” causing me to pause significantly before confirming that I would like some butter-like topping. While she was…

I had a neighbor war at my old place. The lady that owned the nice house behind my shitty apartment was the worst. She left her multiple dogs to bark outside all the time. Literally all the time. Those dogs never went inside and never ever stopped barking. I set up a stereo system in my kitchen that faced her very…