But then you missed him getting all his monies back by inventing basting sauce with the cancer riddled squintern.

That’s probably why my mother always used to say that ED reminded her of me...

There are three coequal branches of government in the US, dude.

Australia has strict gun laws, and many cat sized spider. The US has lax gun laws, and no cat sized spiders. Coincidence? Probably, but why take that chance?

But you know Trump “allegedly” likes that.

Getting banned for life from Fox News for harassing its employees.

So glad someone else said it first. I would like to know what, other than “good genes”, she does to get that hair.

Maybe we should stop packing people into prisons like sardines in order to save a few dollars in the short term

That’s crazy talk! They don’t put lady rapists in prison. They make them teachers in Alabama high schools!

Dealing or possession with intent?

Yeah, but unless we run double blind studies on boob honking, how can we know for sure if that will or won’t save a woman from a stopped heart?

If you’re performing CPR, the person is already dead. They should have taught you that in your CPR course.

I liked Mitch Hedberg’s style of stand up, but I’m weird.

So you’re saying it was a KLASSY event.

AND made everyone pitch in to purchase special “ugly xmas sweaters” for the two CEOs.

Part of the reason employers do a Christmas party is because of the logistics of taxable income to the employees if they just did direct gifts. My husband used to get a $25 gift certificate in December to cover a Christmas ham or turkey. (Years and years ago they gave actual turkeys at Thanksgiving and hams at…

“But, but, but, if I ask one of my coworkers who I have a common interest with to share that common interest outside of work, I’m going to get accused of raping him/her when all I wanted was to watch the ProMiniGolf Masters Championship at Hooters with him/her!”

It’s this kind of all or nothing thinking that makes me…

Or make it a group thing. “Hey a bunch of us are going to Bennigan’s for drinks and apps after work!”

MGTOW would be fine if they would just GO and shut up about it. Somehow all these MGTOW morons are cluttering up my Youtube feed.

It’s all well and good that it worked out for these people, but I have only ever seen trouble from hooking up with coworkers. I saw an entire division of a major corporation implode because the division president promoted the woman he was having an affair with, rather than promoting a qualified person or hiring from…