No, grilled nopales! And prickly pear fruit jelly on toast.

Go home 2017, you’re not just drunk, you’re higher than the ISS.

My dad broke over 20 bones, including a hip, the opposite femur, and his pelvis, in a motorcycle accident at highway speeds, and as a result of the accident (in part, he also had lifestyle factors) he died about five years later from congestive heart failure. 6 weeks bedridden is the killer.

I use “men’s” spaces all the time.

How are you being forced to use a fitting room? I literally cannot even remember the last time I used a fitting room. If I’m not sure about a garment’s sizing, I use a...wait for it...measuring tape.

Hope you didn’t pay too much for that obviously worthless degree.

Was this a store fitting room, or like a gym locker room?

She’s not a dipshit; she’s a bigot, pure and simple.

Um, men creeping on and assaulting women is a common fucking occurrence. You know what actually rarely happens? Transwomen using changing room policies to assault teenage girls.

I’ve never been forced to share a fitting room at a clothing store, so that is a weird thing to protest. I mean, unless you count my mom dragging me in with her and me dragging my kids in with me as forced.

How about having actual fitting ROOMS with literal DOORS instead of shitty little cubicles with shower curtains? It works at Fat Lady Store Lane Bryant just fine.

EW! That would be like a brother and sister sleeping together. Ew, no!

I love SVU and CSI because at least 90% of the time, the labs DO ALL THE SCIENCE, and the scumbags get what’s coming to them. Too bad that doesn’t happen in real life.

Honestly? I don’t know.

Common DOOL storyline trope to have people, usually actors that don’t have their contracts renewed, “die” in explosions, plane crashes, or car crashes off of a cliff, only to turn up years later having suffered from amnesia, and sometimes complete face reconstructions.

He has a pleural effusion, but he’s “fine”?

Next year we’ll be ripping out the fence with all the volunteer trees growing in it (which is actually on our side of the property line) to build a garage and put up a 6 foot “privacy” fence. The fireworks should be amazing!

Do a lot of apple users need to use a calculator for 1 plus 2?

Funny, but no. However I do know a BUNCH of other people that work at Raytheon Tucson.

Aren’t his anti-semetic and racist and homophobic jokes about making fun of actual anti-semites and racists and homophobes?