I had a high school teacher named Mr. Weimer. It was even worse because people misread it as Weiner, and correcting them turned the whole thing into a conversation.

But what is a “sport” anyway? It’s so confining to declare it only applies to games that involve balls.

Well, at least one guy didn’t.

It’s only a “shockingly bold move for that part of the world” if you don’t know anything about the gender-equal Kurds and their robust use of women fighters and women-led brigades. We have no idea whether she’s “quite an extraordinary woman” or if this is just a society like the real-world one they very obviously drew…

The Cape Cod Reduced Fat chips are a superior product to the regular variety! Regular Cap Cod chips always have a slight funk to them, like they were fried in oil that was starting to turn rancid.

More like JV baseball, amirite?

Well played Yu, now be prepared for an unhinged super model named Kate to go scorched earth on social media.

Yu strained his brain trying to remember the exact wording of JV’s taunt and will now miss the first 4 months of the 2020 season.

Joe Westworld

A mistake was made,

You seem oddly defensive about a perfectly serviceable, but otherwise unremarkable animated movie.

So what you’re saying is that there were no Seouls in attendance?

Yeah the announcers today couldn’t quite get it right. It can be attempted after *any* fair catch, but given the circumstances only happens at the ends of halves when the distance is reachable.

That is the only rule in football I love. 

A new set of minilight-style wheels was ordered yesterday. I’m moving to a 15” wheel and tire because they’re easier to find when you have a blowout. Should reduce wheel bearing speed. 

I will never argue that Zach Bowman is more talented than I am, but what the fuck is your problem, man? 

He just wants to be able to throw paper towels at Alex Cora.

“We reached out to Curt’s friends, MAGAgirl07898714 and PepeNotRazist8761412, and they told us via DM...”

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.