Knucklepuck

10/7/19

The real scandal here are those garbage PS1 Gran Turismo 2-ass graphics.

10/5/19

We have this weird thing (it’s most pronounced in America, but true the world over) in which supporting the status quo isn’t really viewed as taking any sort of political position whatsoever.

10/3/19

Rick Reilly must be turning over in his grave.

10/1/19

The question isn’t whether Tatum touched it, it’s whether it went off of Fuqua’s hands first. NFL rules at the time specified that if an offensive player was the first to touch a pass, he was the only one permitted to catch it. So if the refs ruled Fuqua touched it first, Harris’ catch and subsequent TD would have…

9/30/19

These earlier episodes of BattleBots are much more dangerous than I remember them.

9/29/19

The article referred to the board game as “officially-licensed”...

9/27/19

Khris Davis just needs to go 17-for-17 these last 4 days to finish with a .247 batting average for the 5th straight season. That’s what I’m rooting for.

9/27/19

The politics ban was in place when that MAGA flag was flown though. I’d also argue that, since it’s explicitly the endorsement of a particular candidate rather than a general idea.

9/26/19

I’m really hoping that it’s Michael Bradley, only because he’s described here as a former USMNT player.

9/26/19

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

9/26/19

But no vaping thanks to dipshit Charlie Baker

9/26/19

We’ll eat candy and gum. There’s a whole company called Mars dedicated to just this venture.

9/26/19

No one represents the San Jose Earthquakes better than striker Chris Wondolowski

9/26/19

I thought “hacked” meant someone got wasted and drunkenly posted on the internet, blaming everything on this alleged hacker the next morning.

9/23/19

Yes, we all know a movie with subtle character moments and well written dialog, that subverts broad archetypes instead of lazily falling back on them, could never be considered good Star Wars movie.

9/23/19

The Amtrak dining car died because it costs more to go 200 miles on Amtrak than it does to go 3,000 miles on a plane.

9/22/19

Sometimes the stars align just so...

9/22/19

“I’m pretty sure I just got Modelo in the face,” Bisping said

9/21/19

I called a bunch of restaurants and maybe one out of every twenty were willing to give us oil and we would just pump it out of their grease trap in the back. Waffle House was great because we only had one that wouldn’t give it to us

9/20/19

“You can’t drive, 55"