No one cares about NCAA soccer expect people who used to be play NCAA soccer, so this is a tough question to answer.

I think putting a bowl of ice (which is pretty easy to find in a hotel) in front of it would work too?

I have bad news about basically every single sports team owner in the country....

I saw a VFW recently in MA that went defunct and had been turned into a church. The M37 105 mm Howitzer was still out front.

When you high AF at the party and are trying to join the conversation but can’t get any words out so you just give up. 

What about Chromebook? 

They tried that route, just too late. https://techcrunch.com/2011/09/23/blockbuster-movie-pass-dish-networks-answer-to-netflix-and-qwikster/

No because your stuff sucks. 

I must have missed the memo

Yet another MMA-related head injury. 

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Step 1) search “from:@[your twitter handle]” followed by every offensive slur that used to be in your vocabulary.

Why would Gladwell spend so much time going to bat for a known pedophile? (Just asking questions here)

*synthetic weed

*me, an intellectual, sitting at home alone, laughing*

Is this your hobby? Defending the integrity of Mike Leach against perceived clickbate and then following up on every reply? Seems like a great use of time. 

Rhode Islanders are terrified to leave their state, despite it being the size of an electrical closet. Its official nickname should be the Stoop Kid State.

Spoken like a true douchewaffle (whatever that may be)

>implying you have a friend

Learn to read dipshit.