Congrats. 

Yeah if you’re ever wrong on the internet they use a big cannon to shoot you into the Sun.

We (can I say “we” here?) are a city. 

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I fully support vegetarians and people working to reduce their meat intake but any product that removes one letter from the name of the animal they are trying to imitate and replaces it with an apostrophe can get fucked. 

Now that wasn’t a funny volleyball movie at all. 

Same. I don’t think I’m hot shit but I do think I’m better than townies. I got to have at least some self-esteem.

Anytime Meghan mentions her father now everyone gets to reply in unison “HE’S DEAD”

Interesting additional detail. I have yet to have the privilege to travel to Ireland yet, but even I knew enough about the place to know that Pence’s argument (whatever it happens to be at this particular moment) is bogus.

I mean, what was he suppose to do, stay at the American Ambassador’s residence, which is directly across from the President of Ireland’s residence? An incredibly easy place to secure that’s right near the airport and his meetings? That’s exactly what the bad guys would be expecting.

Yeah we just called it “Kill the Man with the Ball”, never heard anyone call it “Smear the Queer” (and it’s not like elementary school students in the 90's were afraid of using a gay slur or seven).

That’s not a very nice thing to say about the GOP base, even if it is true. 

In first grade basketball, I was about to receive an inbound when I turned upcourt to bark some sort of instruction to one of my teammates. At this point the ball was inbounded and the bounce pass bounced directly off my left buttcheek and then out of bounds. The entire gym erupted into laughter, including the…

It’s really not that fucking hard to stay out of the box until the ball is kicked. It’s not even remotely similar to keepers coming slightly off their line, which is understandable. It won’t take many more instances of this happening for players to learn. 

We found the Quebecian.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

Is minor league attendance down? This would help figure out how large of a role that ticket prices and a supposed lack of household name talent plays into the problem.

How would limiting pick-off attempts work? If you run out of attempts, the runner would basically just be able to walk to the next base if he doesn’t have to worry about a pick-off. 

“I am happy that they protested, nothing at all wrong with that, I simply dislike the MANNER in which they protested and the goal of their protest.”

I wish I was naive enough to believe objective journalism was ever a thing.