If you find it tiring you can always leave.

You know, I’m starting to think the rich may not be our friends. 

Further evidence that Rudy has the brain of a small child.

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Anytime someone talks enthusiastically about space travel I explain to them how the Apollo astronauts had to shit into a bag and that it took them 45 minutes.

You, apparently?

The thought of the EFL losing such a historic club is unburyable.

The shoulder of a highway isn’t a parking lot. 

Counterpoint: shut up fatty. 

Yeah it’s almost like this publication is made up of multiple writers, and that they have slightly different opinions and thoughts on topics. Strange!

Captain Reply Guy

tldr

Didn’t this guy appear on WTF like 2+ years ago, saying he had less than a year to live because of his heart?

Thank god we have serious publications like the Hard Times to cover these stories. 

Moses is believed to be a mythical figure by most scholars. Ditto for Abraham, not sure about Moses. Buddha definitely belongs. Mao might.

You don’t exist. Show me some scientific evidence that can prove otherwise.

He’s still on their money so I would say just about all of them. 

Oh I’m doubting such a person exists, I’m just declaring that person to be incredibly dumb. 

Terrible, terrible top 5. The obvious thing that everybody is going to dunk on you for is not including Muhammad and Buddha, but

Who is dumb enough to take that weak ass trade that Brown is offering for it? He literally is claiming that he needs this helmet to continue his career, and yet his offer is to give you a single item that has no value to him.