The most embarrassing aspect of this is he was actually taking the League Cup seriously. It’s like getting a red card after the end of the indoor co-ed rec game.

If only there was some sort of middle ground between one/two teams dominating a league and teams with a record hovering around .500 making the postseason. Oh well. 

We’re all super impressed. 

It’s already been around two years. 

Which is why he said “probably”, internet speak for “I have never bothered to look into this but it feels factual to me”

It’s not the trap, it’s the relocation. Read the link. 

Do not do this. It will be fatal for the animal the majority of the time and it is illegal in many states to trap and remove wildlife with a permit. https://www.humanesociety.org/resources/scrap-trap-when-evicting-wildlife

“You’re welcome.” - Elizabeth Warren 

YEAH HOW DARE PEOPLE REPORT ON MASS SHOOTINGS. NOBODY SHOULD BE TOLD ABOUT THEM. WE SHOULD TELL THE VICTIM’S RELATIVES THAT THEY DECIDED TO GO LIVE ON A FARM UP STATE.

I too read everything from a website I claim to hate and can’t take seriously.

Fast 10: The Gandhi Story

I believe it was, he was on a while back and it’s really the only long interview with Judge I’ve personally heard or read, and I remembered that ancedote as well. I don’t he was pressed on it but WTF is a common venue for such type of reveals. 

Other than having no cover from enemy fire what-so-ever, the fact that standing upright with 50 pounds of junk strapped to your feet must be exhausting, and that counter-weapons to these devices will start to be produced the second these become viable as a weapons platform, I’m sure this technology will revolutionize…

The problem here is that in order get away with being mildly inoffensive, a joke actually has to be at least slightly funny or original. 

If Maron couldn’t get it out of him, good luck to anyone else.

Not be outdone, Youppi is demanding an extra $5 per handjob. 

Oscar Mayer gives the people what they need deserve: a mustard-and-hot dog ice cream sandwich

Not sure what’s worse, your analysis or our commitment to sarcasm. I guess I’ll just point out that Hillary was “predicted” to win 3 out of 4 of those states. I’m sure milquetoast, lukewarm centralism will work this time though! Congrats on learning absolutely nothing since 2016.

I got selected for a jury once. Maybe 15 minutes into the trial, after the opening statements from both sides, the first witness said something she wasn’t allowed to. I still don’t really understand what happened, apparently she claimed the accused was the person in the security footage, rather than saying it looked…

The path to pro/olympic tennis generally isn’t through the NCAA so there’s less focus on actual playing abilities. This is true for most sports with the exception of baseball, football, basketball and hockey. Which is why these types of scandals are almost never related to those sports. Hell, some athletes recruited…