No need to brag about 7 inches...

Those sneaky Canadians, always trying to...um...counterfeit our charging adapters!

You know, you actually are not required to comment and reply. If anyone is “wasting” your time, it’s you, buddy.

Big ups for posting the article- thank you.

From the banner pic, I can’t tell if Danny Ainge is

Counterpoint: If Boomer Esiason can learn a language, any reasonably intelligent ape (or a gifted lemur) should be able to pick it up with little difficulty.

What if you licensed your van as a daycare?

I had this issue. And then I realized that when I was having dinner or hanging out with people whose company I actually enjoyed, I 1. looked at my phone less, and 2. only really took it out for social purposes (e.g. LOOK AT THIS BEAR PLAYING PIANO, JIM!!!!!)

Are we sure this guy isn’t an NSA operative?

Like five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot?

So, in RoRo’s World, the solution to a driver being too inattentive is to just cut everything out in the midst of traffic and force said inattentive driver (who is already ignoring warnings) to rouse from his stupor, panic, instantly grasp the traffic and other conditions, grab the wheel and take the pedals, hopefully…

“and then a disengaging of the system entirely”- I have to think that your solution may cause more harm than the problem you are trying to solve.

At least Griffin can fall back on his lucrative second career as a Sean Spicer body double.

Depends on how strictly their sexual harassment policy is enforced.

Answer me this: have you ever met a Fancy Dog who could self-regulate at meal times? Hell, I’ve just had normal dogs and they will do their damnedest to eat their entire body weight in kibble if you let them.

Why, because they’re both black? All black cats look the same, huh?

This is akin to my Mad Conspiracy Theory regarding Tom Brady: he keeps signing extremely team-friendly contracts and reworking them for salary cap relief, because Kraft is either paying him under the table (see

Wouldn’t they have to bring the entire stack to practice to be “all in”?

The Celtics-Sixers trade is more like Trubiskygate. The Celts were willing to take Josh Jackson first overall and let Fultze fall to 3, but the Sixers got spooked and handed over a big piece of their carefully curated future to make certain.

I still say Jose Bautista’s bat flip was better