HA! I get it now! You were beaten as a child and it’s funny!

This happened yesterday. It was charged today. There is no such thing as a 1-day statute of limitations.

They screwed up the Jets and Giants too.

Actually, it is bad business practice. If your entire job is premised on having Hot Taeks and you a. give an actual substantive apology and b. explicitly back off from something you said, then it undermines the Hotness of all of your other Taeks.

I assume they keep a small but constant supply of young orphans so that they can harvest organs as needed.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “THOSE PEOPLE”?!?!?

I’m not saying I would kill any four random strangers for the Bills to go 10-6 and make the playoffs at all.

Did I miss the part where you no longer need press credentials to get into the briefings? Because that’s what I thought the threat was- if you record when we tell you not to, we’re yanking your credentials.

If it can fit a bear, it can fit a dog.

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!

Keep telling yourself whatever you need to sleep at night. Deep down, you still know how filthy this makes you.

So yes, the NFLPA is weaker than my 86 year-old grandmother and she’s been dead for a year.

I have to say, the no-seat provisions impressed attorney-me. Someone in the legal department had the paranoia and imagination to predict the non-obvious-but-probably-inevitable “FCA knowingly and/or recklessly sold the Vehicle to the general public despite the design and/or manufacturing flaw of not having seats where…

I was once accused by a defendant of “defamatory filing that denigrates [his] character.” It was an indictment for manslaughter. Of course it made him look bad.

Those sneaky Canadians, always trying to...um...counterfeit our charging adapters!

You know, you actually are not required to comment and reply. If anyone is “wasting” your time, it’s you, buddy.

From the banner pic, I can’t tell if Danny Ainge is

Counterpoint: If Boomer Esiason can learn a language, any reasonably intelligent ape (or a gifted lemur) should be able to pick it up with little difficulty.

What if you licensed your van as a daycare?

So, in RoRo’s World, the solution to a driver being too inattentive is to just cut everything out in the midst of traffic and force said inattentive driver (who is already ignoring warnings) to rouse from his stupor, panic, instantly grasp the traffic and other conditions, grab the wheel and take the pedals, hopefully…