“and then a disengaging of the system entirely”- I have to think that your solution may cause more harm than the problem you are trying to solve.

At least Griffin can fall back on his lucrative second career as a Sean Spicer body double.

Depends on how strictly their sexual harassment policy is enforced.

Answer me this: have you ever met a Fancy Dog who could self-regulate at meal times? Hell, I’ve just had normal dogs and they will do their damnedest to eat their entire body weight in kibble if you let them.

This is akin to my Mad Conspiracy Theory regarding Tom Brady: he keeps signing extremely team-friendly contracts and reworking them for salary cap relief, because Kraft is either paying him under the table (see

Wouldn’t they have to bring the entire stack to practice to be “all in”?

The Celtics-Sixers trade is more like Trubiskygate. The Celts were willing to take Josh Jackson first overall and let Fultze fall to 3, but the Sixers got spooked and handed over a big piece of their carefully curated future to make certain.

I still say Jose Bautista’s bat flip was better

No. No we don’t.

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And Muslims. Or at least non-Christians from Muslim countries where he doesn’t own properties.

Is there any other kind?

By god, he’s right! It’s the one issue upon which Straight Male Democrats, Straight Male Republicans, Lesbians and Bisexuals can all agree!

“Look away, child! We’re going to a better place...”

I’ve always liked black, white and purple. Perhaps they also need a change of scenery. I hear Bawlmer is a nice city

When you secretly believe your team is the New New Browns, you cling to every potentially-positive bit of news like a drowning man clings to a stick. Give the man his delusion for now. The cold reality of Mitch Trubisky, Starting Quarterback will be upon him soon enough.

Free Hat Day in 2013 was pretty decent. Still have that hat.

Japan used to have a system whereby an emperor (who, by dint of his position, had a large number of formal and ceremonial roles) would abdicate early in their reign to a young son. The retired emperor would formally enter a Buddhist monastery, but retain substantive power, essentially governing from the monastery…

Poisoning by polonium, then exile to gulag if that doesn’t work.

Alternative Theory: “Rich People Craigslist” is just like normal Craigslist, and this is a scam.