“You either die the hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.”

“Look how many references I can cram into this review! My brain has many wrinkles!” -A.A. Dowd, probably.

Really? Zaheer the magic new airbender who just happened to be enough of a prodigy to achieve airbending’s highest levels? He was basically the villain equivalent of a Mary Sue. Everything went right for him until the story dictated that it couldn’t any more. 

Continue the cycle and bring on the Earthbender Avatar!

Yeah, just where did all those giant turtle things end up? Shouldn’t more than one of them be around, unless they died out somehow?

You won’t get a reply from Nunna Yorz about this fact because it shatters their confirmation bias of Tanden as a “corporatist.”

Hopefully Turner’s primary opponents are savvy enough to highlight her “bowl of shit” comment in campaign ads that expose her as a toxic figure unworthy of being elected as a US House Representative.

Do you want to get a huge laugh? Check out Ryan Cooper, TheWeek’s resident Bernie cultist, trying to rewrite history and set up Sanders as the candidate who can “talk about race - and win.” It’s so disconnected from reality it’s hilarious. 

Genuine question: How does it feel to be living rent-free in Nunna Yorz’s head 24/7? They repeatedly bring you up to complain about “centrist” Democrats who don’t drink Bernie’s koolaid.

Isn’t BW set to premiere in May 2021 now? Towards the end of tF&tWS?

That’s my point, I could understand if each son had a reduced assortment of Kal-El’s powers because they’re not fully Kryptonian, but none at all? They’re both still half-Kryptonian, after all.

Are you sure it wasn’t David Goyer? He famously said anyone who knew who Martian Manhunter was must be a virgin. 

I believe that was a DCEU Jimmy Olsen reference...

I hope they will explain at some point how Clark’s Y chromosome, clearly passed down to both of his two sons just by their gender, would make one son half-Kryptonian with powers and the other half-Kryptonian without.

What in the wild world of sports is a Sarkovian?

Hey, look who’s back on a redemption tour, it’s Brett Ratner!

IDK why people act like Clarence Thomas will live forever. I suspect Biden will get to fill that seat and re-balance the court a great deal. 

How dare you ask me, a complete unknown actor, to say the catchphrase most heavily associated by long-time fans with the character that I agreed to play! You’ve got some nerve, buddy. I’ve half a mind to invent some vague accusations of abusive behavior about you as a marketing ploy for the second version of this…

So much edge it plays guitar for U2 now. 

Wait, wasn’t Superman supposed to be Jesus in the movie right before this?