Bullshit. The charter plane stuff is complete nonsense and you’re a damned sellout of the progressive cause if you’re going to let that skate “because Bernie.”

Sorry, but if it’s not promotional material for some WB venture (like the CW, HBO Max, or Lucifer on Netflix), io9 doesn’t give a shit.

Sam Barsanti: “I’m here to confess that I don’t know what a joke is. Also, I don’t proofread my own work before publishing.”

I would watch this if nearly anyone other than Wahlberg were in it.

In a world where electric cars with a feature called “Autopilot” are not actually self-driving, it’s no wonder that someone could confuse what “immortal” means.

Yep, one of the rear tires definitely should have bounced off the roof of that cop car rather than just appearing in front of it. 

Covid wrecked the productions of WandaVision and The Falcon & The Winter soldier something fierce. For example, WandaVision’s finale was supposed to feature a lot more face-to-face encounters that just weren’t possible at a certain point. TF&TWS sounds like it had a biological weapon storyline that had to be cut…

I still don’t understand why in his example there Superman would issue a big “Yeeees!” after snapping Zod’s neck like that.

Another classic “Spit on the fans who are ostensibly our reader-base” G/O Media piece.

Or even “Let’s jump to a future where we’ve already won and copy their idea.”

I’m calling it now: Irons dies eventually (probably sacrificing himself to save Clark/Superman in something resembling growth) and his daughter with alternate universe Lois will be adopted by the Kents and become a step-sister/love-interest-for-one-of-the-boys. “Any stranger can be your family if you say they are…

he studied the culture of his enemies

Also, the fact that *all* the red sun lights go out when you break one is awfully f-ing convenient...

Crazy stupid great!

$12.50 per serving? That’s a steal! A “food heist,” even... 

The irony of all this outrage is that 8 people eating off one $100 sandwich is just $12.50 per serving, a veritable bargain compared to the individual sandwich and the mini. 

Hell, even the Ravagers got into the civilian-protecting racket during GotG’s third act.

For someone with the name “CineCraft,” your understanding of the Hero’s Journey is pretty dogshit.

Game Of Thrones and Seinfeld being too famous examples

but Mila’s dad is Grammy-winning producer-engineer Carlos de la Garza. None of which changes the sheer energy of watching a group of young Asian-America/Latinx rockers belting out at the top of their lungs in a library, screaming down the assholes in their lives.