I would love it if Bill Watterson came out of retirement just to do a Tracer Bullet strip. Or graphic novel, even.

TBF when you have three homes like Bernie has you need a lot of soap

I don’t give a fuck about the Bernie story either, dick.

Not to sound like I'm defending Tr*mp, but that button wasn't his addition, he's just a disgusting person who used it for Diet Coke. It's just a button to alert the staff.

Then I told my best friend Scott about it and he said, "Daaaaamn, that's a hella great deal!"

And on top of that, feeding six people, let alone eight, for $100 is very reasonable.

Don’t have $100? It’s half-off on Thanos Day!

You should be pissed

And to imply you should be vaguely angry about it.

This is quite a way to say “they’re selling a party sub at Disneyland.”

Because the multiple rejected pilots for Star Trek weren’t famous enough?

This is kind of pilot redo is relatively rare in the TV world, though some of the biggest TV shows in history had to reshoot their pilots before figuring things out (Game Of Thrones and Seinfeld being too famous examples), so maybe this means The CW’s Powerpuff Girls will end up being one of the best shows ever made?

I thought that was the point? At a certain point it’s just not a superhero movie— because that contains certain expectations. Shit, why can’t we just say this movie is a different kind of Americana drama film while we're at it.

So 90 to 95% of all recorded storytelling throughout the history of mankind isn’t doing it for ya, huh?

but always the heroes will win in the long run, or the sequel. And this just doesn’t cut it for me.

“Also, why do we care about humanity, anyways? We sure don’t care about destroying their cities as we fight our battles.”

Sure, the basic story structure is just good vs. evil at the end of the day and is kind of hard to continually reinvent the wheel or even keep it interesting sometimes, but it is kind of silly to say they are all the same.

Tbf this is the teaser trailer, we don’t know how much of the central plot involves Kumail’s character.

I can see how that tracks for the big Avengers films, but I don’t think that template fits for Ant-Man, Spider-Man or Captain America movies. Heck even Black Panther was about challenging power structures (to some degree).