It’s necessary exposition for new viewers. It’s not for you. Ignore it and move along. 

There’s just something so “Hollywood” about the break-out star of a women-centric period piece based on a series of books popular with women and featuring a cast of strong women actors to be the naked butt guy.

There’s also the fact that it was apparently magically manufactured off specs in less than a week. 

Was it a “random” woman though? Monica says “My mother would appreciate your loyalty,” and Goodner responds, “She’s not the only one we’re loyal to, Captain.”

Abby Ryder Fortson is the one true Cassie Lang!

The picture is basically a small scimitar or a kukri, both of which are classic dagger designs that have lasted thousands of years. What it’s not is a gold-plated straight-blade pocket piece like the picture above. That’s the “goofy” take on it.

They literally had the design of the dagger to pull from the pages of the book and they whiffed! HARD!

Nature abhors a vacuum, I’ve heard. 

Prince Wawa, now with drive-thru!

The soundtrack is beautiful.

Holy obvious paid promotion, Batman...

Who rolled up here to complain about other posters first? Oh, right, you. I guess that means that I must defer to you as the expert in “pissbaby tantrums” then. 

LOL. You look like an insane person inventing things to reply to yourself about.

As opposed to having him on-set and taking every ounce of direction from the director as some kind of personal slight, as clearly happened on Whedon’s Justice League? WB made the right move to severe business with Cryborg. 

And you’re an epic coward on top of everything else. Fitting.

It’s hilarious that you and Nunna Yorz are nothing but the flip side of the person you’re complaining about. Stan more for Rose Twitter grifters, why don’t you.

There’s just something about Zack Snyder talking about a “real, sort of faithful retelling” that implies that everyone will be super-white and the women will be treated like absolute garbage “because that’s how it really was then.”

In Martin Scorsese’s movies, women exist to get beat up by the male white lead and black people exist to play criminals. The sooner he’s gone, the better. 

So you live where the independent movie system works, a big city with art house theaters. What about the other 98% of us who don’t, huh?