Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

I’m here for Lin-Manuel Miranda’s EGOT and for the fantasy of La-La Land to go fuck itself.

They don’t. It’s for sleight of hand.

Oh, get over yourself. It’s a skillful art form. Just because you don’t appreciate it doesn’t mean they shouldn’t honor those who achieve greatness within their community.

Seriously, having a dude watching me while I masturbate is the LEAST attractive thing and will make me less likely to get off.

The partners of 89% of lesbian women are able to do this. I think, “There’s no excuse to be bad at this,” is entirely warranted.

Oversharing is what these threads are for.

Basically subscribe to the Tracy Jordan school of thought on relationships:
1) Be a good listener.
2) Be a giver of gifts.
3) Work that va-jay-jay.

You said it’s not always clear with women and then gave 2 examples of when/how you knew. If a man is asking during how to help, yes! When he asks once he’s done and rolled over that means he wasn’t paying any attention to what was happening with me which is the opposite of caring.

Over/under on number of comments in this thread being men humblebragging about how much they make their ladies orgasm and expressing disbelief that other men don’t?

Right? All he had to do is let go of that kid and go back in his house. Call a uniformed patrol if he REALLY felt that he needed to follow up. If he’d let go and walked away, none of this would have happened.

Ex cop here.

These are kids, for crying out loud. KIDS. He, as a fucking police officer who has had significant training for these types of situations, should know how to handle it without having to pull out his gun and shoot it. It was not the child’s responsibility to de-escalate shit.

Can we say his election was just practice and we’ll have the real one now? Please and thanks 🙏

American Horror Story: The Trump Years

Dick Cheney was evil but competent and qualified.

I mean I disagreed with Bush on just about everything, but at least his administration had competent people and I don’t think they were literally evil.

This administration is so fucking corrupt it’s making me long for the integrity of the Bush administration.

I really hope the next Democratic President considers Sally Yates for the Supreme Court. She looks like the only professional in this entire mess and should be rewarded for it.

You shut your filthy mouth! They do NOT have the same hair. Ryan’s is short and sticky and yucky, and Trudeau’s is soft and curly and perfect.