This guy said all kinds of stupid bullshit, BUT: I fucking hate being pregnant, you guys. I 100% feel like I am an unwilling host, unable to control anything about my body, and I really want this fetus to be done growing and get the fuck out of me (23 more weeks to go!). I’ve come to terms with hating this fucking…

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Why does this story make me instantly jump back to this MTV True Life: I’m Getting Married bit from Charlie “I will gut you like a fish” B?

Still quote Queen of Jordan from 30 Rock regularly — especially D’Fwan:

Next jackass who tells me Hillary was a traitor because she might not have been perfect about her emails gets ripped a new one.

Sorry but touting yourself as “moderately well-educated” while stating that you are presently writing your dissertation for not your 1st but your 2nd doctorate is the most ridiculous humble brag and also evidence that you are completely unaware of the average educational accomplishments of the world around you. Less…

I personally am praying for Harris-Duckworth.

Let’s be clear that the protests and letters and calls and demonstrations helped here. Judges are DEFINITELY aware of public opinion in cases like these.

Oh honey. Do not worry! You are far too young to worry about stuff like this. It’s more important for you to feel emotionally fulfilled by yourself. Having a boyfriend or a husband is not going to magically fill a hole you feel you have by not having someone.

Also more stores removing Ivankas merchandise, hooooraaayyyy we can now shop like a normal people

I love them and I can’t wait for season two. I know there are some Stranger Things haters on here, but like...

I just heard my senator, Dick Durbin, on MSNBC. Apparently Sen. Warren, with her popularity and articulateness (is that a word?) gets under the Repubs skin like no one else in the senate. So it was personal.

We’ll just need to elect more like her.

Is it really impugning someone if what you are saying is the truth? Maybe Mitch McConnell doesn’t think Jeff Sessions is a racist but Coretta Scott King experienced his racism firsthand and (my Senator!) Elizabeth Warren was just reading the facts.

I’m amazed by this. How the fuck you gonna use Rule 19 during a confirmation hearing of a sitting senator? It’s absolute bullshit.

+1 Pounded Stirling

in one email he wrote, “Unless it’s a knighthood fuck off”

Have you read any Octavia Butler?? She’s my other favorite feminist sci fi writer.