Of course he thinks it’s a dump, there are reminders of all his more competent predecessors everywhere, including paintings of them. Put some big guilded mirrors up and he’ll suddenly want to stay where he can see that handsome man with yuge hands out of the corner of his eye as he ignores briefings.

Look these are the rules: Unless you happen to be Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor, you never get to say that line about any place, any time, anywhere: You, Trump, are no Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor (or Jack Kennedy, or Lloyd Bentsen, or for that matter, even Dan Quayle.)

Y’all remember when Bush 2.0 was sitting in there and we were having “respect the office” shoved down our throats every fucking day?

Of course he said that.

My aunt owned a bagel shop for twenty years or so and obviously had insurance that entire time. It burned down a year ago through no fault of her’s (Massachusetts was in a drought last year and someone had put a cigarette out in mulch next door. The dryness helped it spread.)

Stars: They’re Just Like US! Kanye edition. Insurers will try everything to get out of paying and leave you on the hook for the bill.

I’m as gay as a woman can be. All those people who’ve told me I just haven’t found the right man were right. Unfortunately, it’s Jason Mamoa so I’m gonna keep on lesbianing. But, damn is Lisa Bonet one lucky lady. ( she’s not so bad herself )

Counterpoint: That whole movie was a who’s who of perfect bone structure. I saw someone describe it as“a Hedi Slimane wet dream.” They were not wrong. :)

I’d like to come out of this looking better than Bannon and a little laughter now and again isn’t hurting.

At this point I’ve done everything I can, which started by not voting for the scumsucker, and all I can do now is keep on with my puny efforts and laugh when I can.

This is interesting. I’ve been waiting 6 mos. to see someone say something like this. Just didn’t expect it to be Sen. Jeff Flake (R-AZ):

Also, the UK has a new idea for the TSA.

This is probably a mistake, but I’m trying really hard to parse and understand this tweet right now:

UK Update:

Ha! Very true.

Preach. Those of us who work in government could have told them that shit wouldn’t work.

I mean, to defend business leaders a bit, this is also not how you run a business.

Someone must have gotten a google alert over Would U. Probably would have gotten to keep the job if the percentage of people who would was higher ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This administration is a disaster. It’s a disaster for a whole host of reasons, of course, but just operationally, it’s a disaster because no one knows how to run a government.

Omg, guys. We are living in an episode of the Apprentice, aren’t we?