I’d love it if while they all stood around for hours with a crew trying to get the “perfect” pictures the “Bachelorette” was just sitting at home in baggy clothing, watching trashy films, and eating junk food thereby having a much better time by default.

I wonder if he’s ever had a normal interaction - ie: one that doesn’t involve them being paid to tolerate his shit - with any human being!

My favorite thing was when Lizza revealed that he had, of course, taped the conversation since that is Journalism 101, Scaramucci tried to float the idea that that was illegal wiretapping.

Q: How surprised should we be that Trump has hired a Director of Communications who: 1. has no idea how “off-the-record” works; 2. thinks he can get a reporter to divulge sources by threatening to fire his own staff; 3. doesn’t understand that a document with the title of Public Disclosure can be disclosed to the…

I like to imagine myself being Ryan Lizza. Like that call - how many of those are you going to get in your career? And you can’t be giddy or flabbergasted. You just have to hold it together somehow. That’s like journalist Christmas.

Of course he did. Why would he waste time on a little non-event like the birth of his child when he could have a front-row seat to an aspiring fascist dictator indoctrinate children?

Jesus Christ. My ex missed the birth of our daughter because he was stuck in an airport in Ireland, en route from Afghanistan. That is a perfectly honorable and respectful reason to miss the birth of your child. Being absent due to service to the objectively worse US president, in terms of competency and pretty much…

Again, sorry to be that person: he’s the director of communications, not press secretary. And some words from Toby seem appropriate:

I mean this makes perfect sense to me. The child is no longer unborn, so he no longer cares

Right? If the man could get his wall tomorrow, under the condition that he could not take any credit for it, he would absolutely refuse the deal.

See I don’t think he has policies. I don’t think he’s political: he wants attention and power. I also don’t think he’s clever enough to think “I’ll distract them with this drama and push my agenda”. He can’t stand not to be the story, the main event, the center of attention and all the actual work of governing is a…

the horrible shit Trump can’t be caught saying aloud

Have we found any horrible shit that Donald Trump can’t be caught saying? Does he need a proxy to say stupid, vulgar insulting things for him? That’s his brand! It’s not like Trump has filters: “I think I’ll hold my tongue here. Let Mooch go hard after Sessions, while I sit back & act presidenchul. -chal.…

So you’re saying Trump saw Luther, Obama’s anger translator, missed the joke, and said “I want one too!”

I believe the “he” in question is Trump himself, considering context:

That’s it; similar to the show Jack and Ozzy Osbourne are doing (touring historical sites while vamping on the father-son role reversal nature of their relationship). It genuinely looks like they love doing it and enjoy the adult father-son relationship. God knows they don’t need the cash (nor do the Lowes).

I mean, I can kind of see how it’s insulting to have them reporting something they didn’t even bother to fact-check. If there was an article about how much I love “Final Fantasy” games I’d be annoyed because, while not intrinsically insulting, it’s also incredibly untrue.

Sounds like silly fun. Wants to work with his (adult) kids. I’d do it—for laughs.

I am 1000000000% here for couples getting divorced bc one partner supports Trump. He represents the worst of humanity so why would you want to be married to someone who supports that?

The headline had me shaking my head with regret. But since the person it’s based on will be heavily involved, it sounds legit fascinating. It must be a bit of a mindfuck to be a top celebrity in a huge section of the world only to be anonymous here in the States and be able to go about your day like a normal person.…