I’m not really hearing a denial there, I’m hearing a justification. Just saying.
I will see your O’Neill gif and raise you one Daniel Jackson gif.
If I understand right, he’s claiming that God touched that girl in an act of immaculate molestation.
As Ta-Nehasi Coates was reminding people on twitter: 3/5s of a person was already a compromise. Missouri was a compromise. Lincoln’s election platform was a compromise. The road to the civil war was paved in compromises that never managed to be enough for the slaveholders of the south.
For some reason, Keanu would really surprise me.
Bill Murray and Steve Martin would simultaneously shock me and make me so so sad. Throw Colbert, Stewart, and Oliver on there for good measure.