I was recently in line for breakfast at Wendy’s and had an employee flip the menus from breakfast to lunch after the person on the drive-thru speaker told me she’d get right back to me to take my order. Suddenly, it was no longer breakfast time. In an instant, ham and eggs and croissants and French toast sticks had…

How would they expect readers to remember Snatch instead of... Revolver.

I recently discovered that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was released in France as La folle journée de Ferris Bueller, which translates to Ferris Bueller’s Crazy Day.  

It was scheduled to come out days after Russia’s invasion. Releasing it then would have been pretty awkward.

C’mon, if you’re going to pull examples of previous collaborations for Statham how do you not go with Snatch, Ritchie’s best movie??

That sounds like a series of arthouse films.

Hmmm ... while I want to believe that people had varying takes on this movie (consistent with the Newsweek headline) my lived-in experience was definitely different. I was a senior in high school when this came out and my recollection is that everyone in my orbit viewed D-FENS unequivocally as the hero. I remember…

Now I wanna see MST3K have a season where they watch nothing but far right movies. 

“George Lucas is going to make new Star Wars that isn’t so woke. And then my dad’s going to come back and tell me he loves me. And then we’ll go on that fishing trip.”

You cared enough to cry about it at least three times on this article alone. 

There are some really chud YouTubers who constantly claim that “woke” Star Wars has been a huge failure and that any day now Lucas is going to come back and take back his franchise and save it.  Including being back Gina and unmaking the Last Jedi and all sorts of other shit that will never happen. 

Florida man yells at online entertainment writer.

 Take your meds and stop bothering the grown-ups. 

Which is Alderaan, so that’s especially stinging.

If they recast, they give the 8chan types a pinata to swing at. If they kill Dune off, they breathe new life into Carano’s victimhood parade. Sure, ignoring her raises the possibility that someone could bring her back at some point, but then again, if someone was determined enough to bring Carano back, killing Dune…

Cara Dune died on the way back to her home planet. 

Why does every cocaine bear movie have the same third act?

But the AV Club has walked around the same sick anti-Disney dog in the last two days?

Ah yes, AVClub under Spanfeller somehow has the opinion how bloodlust Executive run their company.