Dude ... don’t kill my pitch! Actually, I didn’t think about that when I wrote it but you are absolutely right.

Screen time =/= actor investment. Often they sit with these characters and think up elements of their character even for minor moments on screen (and I’m not even talking method actors). Think of it like a D&D character. You get really into it and then only play one session. It’s kind of a bummer.

There already has been a “Jungle Cruise” movie:

Re #1, isn’t that what Ballers is?

The Muppet Babies were never my Muppet anything.

The MCU is suddenly overrun with teenaged clones of Cameron Diaz. Everything is going as I have foreseen...

Muppet Babies are the Ewoks of the Muppetverse.

I thought Iron Man 3's epilogue included her getting her EXTREMIS removed.

It’s quite simple once you wake up, sheeple! 1649 was the year of the Rump Parliament in England. What do English people like? Tea. Put a T in front of Rump, and you get Trump. What party has always supported Trump? The Tea Party. What sound does Sean’s last name end with? Tea. Also, the law can deal with shipping…

Evidently, little round glowy things have replaced pouches.

So presumably it will turn out Brainiac was the villain all along and this was all a plot to infiltrate and control them via their hideous, hideous suits.

The Hulkbuster fight takes place in Johannesburg, while the opening scene in Civil War takes place in Lagos.

The Hulkbuster fight was in South Africa, and the fight against Crossbones was in Laos, Nigeria. KingCanute is correct - the only scene so far in Wakanda is an after-credit scene of Civil War.

He thinks Nigeria in Civil War and the African country in Age of Ultron were Wakanda. I guess all African nations look the same to him :-/

I got really excited for a minute, then I read and saw it’s not about the Neil Gaiman stories.

I got really excited for a minute, then I read and saw it’s not about the Neil Gaiman stories.

Her face is less “oh no ghosts” and more “I’m trapped in a terrible movie poster”.

The Endless, an upcoming scifi/horror film about two brothers who escape a cult only to learn the group’s otherworldly beliefs are factually true.