if you’re really interested in living longer

Yeah, but your odds of resurrection are 1 in 107 billion.

Ah yes, the human body’s notorious inability to process sugars.

> preserved meats like bacon, sausage, deli smoked meats are downright dangerous

a reminder to everyone: risk of death is 100 percent

That it’s canon doesn’t make it a good explanation.

I don’t know, man, I feel like, of all things, the Batman Lego Movie lampooned this myth really well. Bats has always had some support, and hasn’t really ever truly been alone. I mean hell, in current continuity, the “Bat-Family” is at least Robin, Red Robin, Nightwing, Red Hood, Batwoman, Batgirl, Signal, Spoiler,…

Maguire was a better Peter Parker, and Garfield a better Spider-Man. Holland is....better at balancing both. He’s like 75% as good as Maguire at Peter Parker, 75% as good as Garfield at Spider-Man, but that’s a better balance of both than either did individually.

Then it would STILL be better than Batman vs Superman.

Easy to rule when you really don’t have to make big decisions except those that killed your opponents, yeah.

You don’t hold yourself on the horse using your hands, you hold on using your legs, butt and overall weight, and he has nothing wrong with any of those. Most jousts hold the lance once handed. If he could get the thing couched (which he did) he could probably get the job done.

That episode was bananas. Bananas Foster to be precise.

But he doesn’t really. Sansa can end his relationship with Robin in an instant. “He killed your mother.”

Armies are incredibly slow due to the massive logistics they require. The idea of living off the land to aid mobility was considered revolutionary in the Civil War, and only worked because the Union had detailed maps produced by an unusually thorough census and one of the best cartographers in history.

Also, Qyburn’s giant crossbow rocket launcher is terrible and looks like it belongs in Army of Darkness or Dragonheart or any of those ‘90s medieval fantasy movies where they have impossibly complex weaponry just to make it more badass, and the fact it was hidden in giant wagon that had collapsible walls was even…

Maybe that’s the true Great War, the war for a decent education system for the Seven Kingdoms?

Jaime was charging Dany specifically. I would add that charging a Dragon is the same as charging anything, it’s technically easier since it is larger target. Also he has spent almost his entire life training to joust, and probably never once thrown a spear.

Yes, there were kings (like Xerxes and Darius of Persia) who had vassal kings who were answerable to them.

She could also become Empress. Emperors/Empresses out rank Kings/Queens.

Dickon clearly survived and I do hope he did as Tom Hopper is a bloody good actor.