It is, arguably, just too big to be retconned without a huge group of people—bigger than your average group of irate comics fans—freaking out about delegitimizing a “masterpiece.”

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But but, the backup story has Lockjaw:

Suspicious! Have we ever seen them in the same place at once?

The Splash reboot has really taken some creative license with the source material, I see.

Does this role need to sing? And if so, how long does Keegan Michael Key have to find a voice coach?

The photo of Susan on his desk is a bit of a Chekov’s Picture isn’t it?

So Pearl for Monica?

I love him as a Doctor. The scripts he’s been handed? Not so much.

It’s a damn shame Capaldi is going out with Moffat.

I feel it’s extremely exigent to expose the fact that a lot of people think words with “X” in them sound cool.

A flaw:

Normal people make for dull TV.

Because sitcoms with normal, well-adjusted people are not funny. It’s not a documentary.

To you it’s not funny. But people obviously do find it funny. I don’t watch the show, so I don’t have an opinion. I felt the same way about Seinfeld. But I didn’t rage, I just didn’t watch it. Oh wait, I see now you’re an Angrier Geek.. never mind ;)

I would buy that series in a heart beat. They used to be one of my favorite villain teams out there (especially the Wrecker himself). Have them get their shit together, take down someone or a team that means something (maybe even the Avengers themselves), and maybe end it with them locked up, but fucking proud of what…

Hugstroke: The Funinator?

Stealing from murdered gangsters ............ $1,534,000

Can we throw a predator in there?