Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Well, at least he remembered how big the cake was. The devil is in the details, you know?

I have an algorithm. It’s called “raise the cap on compensatory credit beyond $800”. Hope Deep Blue can handle that one.

The comments over on Gizmodo are depressing AF. To paraphrase, the elderly doctor deserved it, should not have raised his voice, should have just used his “cell phone to re-book patients from his hotel room,” and that this whole incident has been entirely blown out of proportion.

I apply it pretty liberally but generally I’ve found that when I want to call someone a chucklefuck it’s a person who is wholly ignorant of their chosen subject matter but is still so brimming with unfounded confidence about it that they look like they’re about to start chuckling.

There are a lot of them in Congress.

Actually, they aren’t. Did you know the founder of Blackwater is Betsy Devos’s brother? And he of course has Trump administration AND Russian ties:

Afraid I can’t take credit, it’s a perfectly cromulent word.

Well the good new is Trump has shown time and time again he knows when to pull back on the controversial rhetoric when he has no clue what he is talking about, and never doubles down and gets himself into no win situations. Even then, he’s never been one to to be afraid to admit he’s made a mistake and make amends.…

Which of course actually makes them sound more evil video game/movie corporation bad guys.

This is a perfect response! Stay safe!

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Any military out there? How do you feel about this douchebag making life or death decisions for you?

“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

Even his expository small talk was filled with his accomplishments rather than his shortcomings.

He’s self-branded. He labeled himself as a “policy wonk” and by sheer repetition, people believed it over time. It’s the old “if you tell a lie often enough and keep repeating it, people start to believe it” deal.  

One can only assume from the absolute torrent of leaks and anecdotes over the past couple months, all of which make Trump and his crew look like utter buffoons, that basically nobody at the White House outside of his inner circle has the least bit of respect for him and are constantly leaking these details so the…

This. This the Faustian bargain the GOP signed in 2010 to get back into power. They sell the party’s soul, win seats, gerrymander the shit out of the country, and build a permanent majority (fine print: comes with intractable assholes who will make governing with this new circus majority impossible.)

It’s almost like he is horribly unqualified for the job. Who would’ve thunk it?

Don’t parse that phrase to look for reasons to hate it. It was “fuck off” as interpreted by a man in a rocking chair doing some whittling. It’s a great saying.

Turns out if *45 can’t sue someone, or declare bankruptcy, or call in his own PR pretending to be someone else, he has no actual negotiating skills at all. And those previous tactics aren’t skills.