Football Hootie

“The last time they were in the playoffs, in 2014, they were the ones giving up a string of unanswered runs and then losing in extras.”

Wait: no one drafted LiAngelo Ball?

Chevy made a Lexus RX and called it a Blazer.

Neither Washington State’s president or athletic director responded to Deadspin’s request for comment.

All football players were eventually kicked off as they were not allowed to kneel when proposing.

You didn’t read the damn thing, did you?

Rodgers only wants his front office to be responsible. They probably knew how much Nelson would cost against the cap. But it wouldn’t hurt to discount double check.

The best part of all of this was the PA guy at Fenway playing “Let It Go” from Frozen when Nevin went back to argue with the umpires again.

I’d weigh in, but I specialized in bird law, not maritime law.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

Oh no, now the Browns will be bad.

This is my favorite Renton-related Almost Live comment:

The Legion of Boom’s realization that they won’t call holding if you do it on every single play might be the greatest football innovation since the forward pass.

They don’t call her ‘the metronome’ for nothing.

Elizabeth Swaney was robbed.

Always worth a listen backwards.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

I genuinely would, except I just spent $1200 on tires and I’m not going to tear them up to impress some randos on the webs. had this come up just a month ago...yeah I would have.