Something, something, call State Farm.

He must have said the “magic word”

Cheapest tickets to watch the Mariners get blown out by <insert team name here> is $24.00. Parking is $67 across the street, 4 blocks from the stadium.

You DO realize you’re talking about a 5-7 year old CHILD, right? They ARE borderline psychopaths (speaking as a parent).

Max Hazzard

It sorta makes sense, but what 10-year mega contracts have actually worked out in that last 10 years... Teams are always hamstrung paying huge bucks in the waning years. You’d think teams would be throwing huge numbers for a nice 3-5 year contracts.

Let’s see if the Warriors can sign AD! (just throwing shit against a wall to see what sticks, like this)

Why are Steelheads not an option?! Sockeyes are nice too, and agree with the rest are terrible.

*Bullcrap

Jones AND Chris Tillman, who turned into a quality pitcher for the O’s staff till injuries set in.

Technically he was down a whole arm-length shorter than he was given.

“I get a lot of phone calls from people who are dying to come and play here.”

He must travel a ton!

It’s getting #DangeRuss in here.

That’s for the fan to decide...

“Three of our last four playoff losses all have fucking nicknames.”

Vrabel strikes me as the kinda guy that if asked if he could still go play, he’d say “100% yes”

Of all the fans so far this year in WYTS, these folks all sound the most butthurt.

and they will all be gone in the next 3-5 years based on the look of things.

(All head coaches write this down)