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Murphy temporarily deactivated his Twitter account after Tennessee fans gnashed their teeth at him online

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If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

That’s not really the hidden ball trick but it’s obviously a set play that they pulled off well with lots of players selling it pretty well.

Those pigeons were talkin shit.

Counterpoint: you’re not cool

I think this guy is a pigeon. Even their username is a pigeon-sound.

They're just pigeons. 

Thank you. Humor should only be about family-friendly subjects that offer no threat to our deep-seated ideologies. I’m glad you spoke up against this vile attempt to discuss a relatively unimportant fait divers in a whimsical tone.

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

Daddy, wanna play fish?

“That’s the first time he’s done that this year.”

2019 sports beef is off to a tremendous start.

That Matt Patricia isn’t on this list is a disgrace.

Hue Jackson has a good shot of picking up in Cincinnati where he left off.

?? I hrdly know her!!

“Pats are always thielen calls at home.”

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

I have really great friends who live in KC. Whenever I refer to the Chiefs via text message, I just use the Chef emoji.