This is the dumbest car ever. I love it.

I like the look on the sergeant’s face. The barely concealed disgust at having to award a trophy to people who play at what he does for a living.

Fun fact, if you combine their names, it would be Thixers, which is how Michael Strahan pronounces the name Sixers.

All Australians are unable to shoot thanks to Port Arthur.

Pictured: A horse’s ass. Also, a painting of a horse

I could do without seeing or hearing from that fascist, dictatorial, tyrant at all tonight if you ask me.

LaVar Ball makes good on wager, throws football clear over them mountains.

LaVar Ball Joins Alex Jones, Bill Walton In Monday Night Football Booth

No, it has to drive the rest of the way.

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

Why does Hundley’s helmet always look way too small? Looks like he’s playing in one of those kids uniforms with the plastic helmet.

He’s black.

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

Was going for the soft-sell for comedy, obviously failed. He’s a real scumbag.

Nice timing, Skipper. Happy holidays.

If two fans hang an anti-facism/racism banner at an MLS game and nobody sees it, did it really get hung?

Some opinions do suck shit. Reread your response to me for a prime example. Man, you need to reexamine your life and opinions.

I mean, its early and I’m at work but...

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?