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I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Everyone has a hard-on for Hader. He’s like the posterboy for relief pitchers.

Donald Trump is one of the worst people his generation produced

Remember when there were some crazy Ravens fans calling into WFAN to complain that they disrespected Flacco and they should never have let him go and Lamar Jackson would never succeed in the NFL and they were gonna become Broncos fans now? Oh wait, that was three weeks ago.

It's like there must've been some reason Vic Fangio didn't get a head coaching job for six-hundred years.

“World of Suck, you say? Guess I’m done visiting Orchids of Asia.”

They have to throw the flag, but the Colts don’t have to be big enough dicks to accept it.

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance

The best thing to do when facing an angry Cub is to lie down and play dead.

Awwwwwwwwww

He’s a left handed relief pitcher, he’ll still be pitching when today’s unborn grandchildren get to be old enough to care to watch baseball

evidently having taken his eight-game suspension to heart.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

and i’m sure they’re very proud of bigot daddy

No, the problem is I have a job and I don’t particularly enjoy trying to keep vomit down the entire day.  Plus, I get 2-day hangovers now, so that means not only am I sweating and shaking on Monday, but I feel like a truck hit me on Tuesday.  BAD

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

or 3) your parents parlay it into your 15 minutes (or more) of fame. The kid gets a DeMarcus Lawrence jersey for Christmas, parents contact the Cowboys public relations people and arrange a whole thing where he meets DeMarcus again after a game, gets his new jersey signed in front of media people, goes on the Today

I’m in favor of drug legalization but I’m not in favor of drug legalization *for teenagers*.