fuck that, if i’m stuck on a plane for 12 hours I WILL take my shoes off.

Months later, he’ll recount how he didn’t quite play for the Natinals, but he helped, he was there.

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

President Trump announced he intends to attend Game 5 in Washington.

I think Buck is actually pretty good at calling baseball games, I wish he’d retire from doing NFL games and the US Open though.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Reminds of when my gf told me she was going to come, then she leapt out of bed and went right out the door. :(

If layering is life, then at what temperature should the thermostat be set? Because my gas bill averages around $500 if I set it at 67, I set mine at 62 (and get to pay $275-300 for that luxury). At that temp, I’m perfectly comfortable in sweatpants and a sweatshirt.

I completely disagree, the last thing baseball needs is a scandal involving performance enhancing hugs.

Let’s be real: Bill Belichick absolutely tortured small animals to death as a child, didn’t he?

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

They were also cheating because the running back is 33 years old and also Marshawn Lynch.

““That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.”

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Just to hazard a guess but fans don’t travel as much in the US so you’d rarely have a stadium broken down even as evenly as 70/30... It’s hard to get a true pandemonium scene with just a few scatterings of fans.

Well, the lobby entertainment seems a step up from free pizza on Thursdays anyway.

You seem a little too invested in this...

Very nice of them to go shirts and skins to tell them apart in that video apparently taken with a toaster. My kingdom for a pixel.