What the hell is the matter with you?
kmart22
kmart22
I used to frequent a bar that would cut your tie in half. One time I forgot to take mine off and this goofy bar-boy grabs the bottom and starts waving around scissors yelling “We got a tie here!”. I looked him in the eye and said “You cut my tie and I will fucking strangle you with it”. That worked.
Alright, I’ve got some questions. First, how old are you? Second, do you bathe every day? Assuming the answer to that question is yes, is it safe to say you take your underwear off while bathing? Because if that’s the case you’re just losing me here. Do you wear your other clothes multiple days in a row? Socks? Why…
It’s just a language-barrier issue. The correct response is “AH FOOK OFF YER BLOODY COONT!”
Come on, dude. That’s gross. You know it’s gross. Your girlfriend knows it’s gross. Don’t “but actually” this. I’m telling you, the last thing on earth you want is your girlfriend to see you in your drawers and think, on any level, “ew, gross!” You can’t talk someone out of a visceral reaction.
Not as much as you have inside your three day old underwear.
GAHHHHHHH
She’s right. It’s disgusting. Regardless of whether or not you “soil” your undergarments (seriously?) or they smell bad, you still have bacteria and fecal matter in your underwear.
You’ve clearly never played golf on a municipal course. Far more blue-collar workers playing golf than rich people.
I’m delighted for him. My former BiL caddied for him once, and said he was one of the nicest players he’d met – and he’s caddied on the European and US tours!
which is the one where Hodor gets all horned up and flops around his dick in front of the kids and the wildling. cause that’s #1.
What time does “What Time Does Game of Thrones Start” start?
Pretty sure he would have missed all of them anyway.
Just in case anybody still thought RBI’s were a meaningful stat, Davis has 2. The hitter on the worst streak in the history of baseball has still “driven in” 2 runs.
They should have paused the game for him to take a lap around the field high fiving the fans.
Yup. These guys could make millions and pay a huge amount of US taxes which would be good for the country. But they are brown and some money would go back to other brown people. Can't have that, no matter how much more would stay here.
McDonald’s doesn’t have pork chops on the menu.
I’d rather it happen that they declare all of his Nuremberder Rallies to be open carry zones, and he is caught in the crossfire of three dozen “good guys with a gun” shooting at each other after they are spooked by the sound of a balloon popping.
The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse
Our only hope of an abbreviated Trump administration is that big boy eats a bad pork chop from our no longer safe pork farms. Which won’t happen, but what a perfect end it would be.