Or thirteen beers.

And people bitch about Baseball?

Actually, my only option from where I am is the LIRR, which actually ends up being more expensive than driving in. 

Did you really think I don’t already get BK coupons?

Here is the cash grab example I always use. The cost to park during the last season at Shea Stadium was $10 per car. The cost the next season, the first at Citi Field, was $20 per car, now up to $25. A 100% increase to park in the same fucking lot.

I know this all seems stupid but isn’t it all part and parcel with how football itself is just meaningless nonsense? Pass interference calls are big and showy and can be isolated to highlight egregious examples but every game there’s at least a few “Oh, so that was/wasn’t holding?” moments for the offensive line and a…

This is going to be a Pandora’s Box shitstorm. Every single coach in the NFL will throw the challenge flag in the 4th quarter because it gives your team a chance. Sweet karma would be watching this rule bite the Saints in the ass during a heated game that could send them to the Superbowl.

Griffin doesn’t have a leg to stand on, and we probably can’t prove his claims, either.

My wife has a saying:

No one anywhere cares. 

They both were behaving like immature brats in public; his ultimate punishment is to no longer serve as the public representative for the team in its dealings with the league. The unpaid suspension will cost them both a little money that should cover the PR work the league and team had to do to clean up the mess, and…

I gotta eat crow on this one; I was convinced that he’d face absolutely no consequences of any significance for his actions. Hats off to the MLB for actually sending a message without ham-fistedly fucking it up like the NFL would have done.

The on-board video provides the best angle...

There’s a C right there at the end of it, dummy.

Gronk will come out of retirement in the 2034-35 season so he has a chance to play in Super Bowl LXIX

I don’t understand why he didn’t wait until June 9th to announce this.

“Protect yourself at all times.”

When did Cam Newton get married?

I cannot tell you how many girls have said “nice socks!” to my blue with white polka dot socks.