my family read your comment and they are offended

First time on Deadspin, eh?

Seems particularly tasteless to highlight his familiarity with the long fly.

Someone beat me to it already but it is tough to shame someone who has no shame. After turning on the TV this morning and immediately trying to figure out if anyone we knew was in Las Vegas, my wife and I talked about the fact that nothing will change. Sometime this week, and it may have already happened, someone will…

it looks like their home stadium has been taken over been Eagles fans

That video is legit chilling to me. It’s like some kind of Twilight Zone episode.

Double fuck them. Remember their faces. When they come back for the inevitable Super Bowl run, block them. They are not allowed back.

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

The problem here seems to be that the kids stole the pills instead of receiving them from a sketchy team doctor?

Let’s add if you didn’t vote at all or wrote in a name. This was, in a sense a vote for Trump.

He is a fucking idiot. A fucking embarrassment. If you voted for him, you should be fucking ashamed. Fuck him.

He’s jealous that Kim Jong-un can get daily parades saluting him and all he gets is four dudes in a Hooters toasting a Bud Light to Make America Great Again.

Imagine if he attended a game in Toronto. His head would explode when the anthem singer switched to French halfway through.

To be fair, Trump is definitely an expert on businesses going to hell.

Meanwhile we can’t figure out how to eject “GET IN THA HOLE!” guy at golf tournaments.

What if Phil Niekro was pitching and the guy yelled “knuckleball coming”?

Only thing missing is a hotlink to the NFL store.

Taxes, 401K, agent fees, union dues, money manager, deferred payments.

Joke’s on him. Wentz uses direct deposit.