I’ve got a lot of useless junk in my head, and always thought if I had the time, I’d go on Jeopardy. What held me back was two fears:

I identify with this greatly. I can’t wait until Trump fucks with my other pleasant distractions. Oh, look, here he is. Invited to a dinner party with the Real Housewives. Sitting at the table, eating a steak with ketchup before he grabs the shouting woman’s tit. Turning to the camera smiling, his tiny little thumb up…

I’m white, but I’m not THAT white.

They were not booing.

Because it always needs to be said - Boston sports fans are the fucking worst.

They booed at the bar I was in Sunday. At the TV. But no one took off their hat or stood or put down their beer. Which proves the patriotism can’t go through a TV screen. I guess.

If anything the Bills should have been penalized five yards for being too slow.

Honestly, it’s kind of the same thing I saw in the Super Bowl where the Denver defense just absolutely removed an entire team’s (Carolina) will to live.

Sporting an ERA over 5 with 1.42 WHIP, 32 HRs in 153 IP, 13 hit batters, and 11 wild pitches in 28 starts is even more disrespectful to the folks cutting his game checks.

I’m sure he’ll go on FOX News and claim he’s getting death threats, and they’ll defend his right to “free speech” and “his own ideas”. He’ll run for mayor in his small town after campaigning with TV ads focusing on 2nd Amendment Rights, using an automatic machine gun to blast photographs of his opponents to…

I think a pardon in this case would include tix to a better team.

News from next week
“Racist Fan receives Presidential Pardon”

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Yes, much in the same way he murdered two people. Shot ‘em in the head, in case you were wondering.

he is correct in that our for profit prison system has no interest in rehabilitation and is only about punishment (and profit). Throwing people in lock-up and then releasing them while taking away most opportunities to change is hardly a productive solution.

You have to look at it from the glass half full approach. You didn’t lose a shoe, you found one.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Aww man. Just 7 more and he could run his own scrimmages.

For the love of god, just switch to anal.

I just came to post the word “snarkier” and found it was already a whole thing on here.