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Hooverballs come in two styles, “His” and “Hernias”.

Is it condensation or dog slobber on the bottles? You be the judge!

You shut your fucking mouth.

And he probably doesn’t even poop in the infield when he’s done. (Foul territory is another story.)

Barry: Minor league baseball is probably America’s greatest invention.

“Run faster!”

He still goes home to Kate Upton.

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

Tim Tebow... took some ribbing

They seem to, but a few years later they disappear in a ponzi scheme.

Serious question: Do home runs count if you hit them off the Mets?

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”

Jesus! Osweiler’s so bad, just getting close to him is ruining other players. It’s like a Rage Virus, but it infects with overall awfulness.

It’s tough to get anyone in Washington to admit to obstruction these days.

Now playing

Let me tell you about this little event called The Malice in the Palace. That’s why you don’t do it. It’s not about the kids, its about not engaging and escalating.

Well, this whole thing is going to get Messi.

Tahoe, huh. What is he, the token Hispanic?

That’s why I don’t watch the local news. Nothing but endless puff pieces.

Man, if someone did that to me on a tennis court I’d definitely throw my New Balances at him.