I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

but that doesn’t make it look any less petty to demand that a player who was so central to the team return several hundred thousand dollars as a penalty for choosing to walk away from the game after years of injuries.

tl;dr: “LIBTARDS ARE THE REAL HATEFUL RACIST DUMBASSES HURRRRR”

I’m wondering if a sign was needed at all. It’s not like Teheran and others hadn’t decided long before the first pitch of the game that Bautista was going to wear one.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

Baseball in Canada? They’re takin’ our jobs too!

Bad news man. This happened in Canada, where the 1st Amendment requires any offensive speech to be followed by “soary” within 5 seconds.

In other weather related news, though the rain has delayed the opening of the new stadium, the Rams’ and Chargers’ respective playoff droughts are expected to persist indefinitely.

Skull fucked to death by a gang white nationalists who discover he’s 25% black.

Waterboarded to death by pissing Russian prostitutes.

I’m sad only because we won’t get to experience the joy of finding out he died ever again.

“Prove it!”

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

Chili Cheese Fritos are the greatest chip choice ever. Fact.

fortunately for the Rockies, the rest of the NL has been a tire fire. the entire NL Central is a disaster, and the Giants and Mets have both been varying degrees of train wreck. I know we’re all penciling in the Dodgers to get it together, but if the Rockies can build up enough of a lead on the other competitors…

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

Let’s pretend that Jeter stayed with the Houston Astros for a large chunk of his career. It would be interesting to see how his career turned out. He’s no doubt a good player, but he’s definitely a product of the New York media.

Jeter refused to change positions to make way for a clearly superior player the right way.

I am just going to leave this here and let it marinate in the shittiness of the past few months:

It’s OK, you guys. The WaPo comment section assures me that this is FAKE NEWS.