Sale really should have been tossed though.

The other 25% were the one’s that went to college?

Oh yeah, music during sex: Does anyone over the age of 20 do that? Maybe if you have roommates? I don’t know. I’m a goddamned adult. I’d just like to know ahead of time if I should close the windows. I’ve had girls ride me on the couch and moan/shout when their faces are pointed directly at the windows. Sure, there’s…

I like to bone to the Howard the Duck LP...that’s normal right? Right?

Just like I didn’t know Urban Wisconsin is a thing!

I can tell you unequivocally that Madison is urban as hell. If you even see anybody driving around town with a Trump sticker, they’re ridden right off the road by some asshole in an Audi. Sometimes, it’s the asshole in an Audi with a Trump sticker, and that’s when the Subarus get their vengeance.

I grew up in Appalachia. Southern Appalachia. I now live in New England. Every time I pay an crazy amount in taxes or the like, I remember that my high school graduating class had 172 people in it and 11 went to college. I remember that people smoked in line at the grocery store, bank, doctor’s office, every where. It…

I laughed at that too. Oh no, how will you ever get your kicks now that you’re no longer in hip and happening urban Wisconsin?

urban Wisconsin

ZUKKA’S THOUGHTS:

Looking at the game play log there, Dallas got the ball with 27 seconds on their own 30, drove it to the 46, then got the holding penalty. There were 4 seconds left and they were at their own 36. Garrett is a complete idiot for running any play there, much less one that involves throwing it into the flat/a screen…

But he’s a businessman and his business side made that decision.

So in the movie does Marky Mark play the racist fan or Adam Jones?

His entire presidency summed up in a single image.

This man is a genius.

Singh made it to AA and had some real potential if he didn’t suffer two devastating injuries.

So those Pirates pitching prospects from India should be surfacing any time now, right?

Well, yeah. The Brewers (along with the Rockies and Cardinals) have access to all the watery piss they could ask for.

Korea has stricter drug testing than MLB. I’d be shocked if he’s juicing. (Or he’s on some super-secret shit, in which case I just tip my cap to him for being a chemistry wizard.)