I tend to disagree with you I think Vegas will fill up the stadiums, if not with local fans than with Casino patrons, fantastic art work nonetheless.

Not me, man. I hate it when they’re not circumcised. Takes me completely out of it because seeing close-ups of them slamming their lipstick tube in to a woman’s nethers makes it look too much like a doggie dick. I didn’t sign up for no beastiality shit. And the cumshots? Half of it gets trapped in their vacuum hose so…

How do I explain to my children that Antonio Brown was twerking?!? If I said what he was doing then I’d have to explain what twerking is and then they’d think it’s funny and start twerking themselves! Someone has to do something to prevent my little angels from being corrupted in such a manner because I’m a…

or that he actually fucked that guy’s mom.

You gotta admit, the change from carrying the helmets to wearing them is probably a net positive.

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

You barreled this take!

The Barreled Ball classification?

Ohh fuck! Well that makes all the difference in the world that there’s more parity at the lower levels! It’s not like lucas was referring to how womens sports tend to have a handful of dominant teams and a huge drop in skill after that top tier level or anything!

UConn has won 111 of 112 games, which means you can bet on them to win and be right 99.1% of the time.

Ah, womens sports, where you can bet on the favorite 99.7% of the time and be right

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

People who understand economics, and who understand that comparing the two based on their ability relative to their competition is stupid.

Equal pay why? Do they generate equal revenues? If yes, then fine. If no, then you’re a bloody communist.

All of these exist with the sole purpose of being featured in instagram photoshoots.

I don’t have a problem with Simms, but if I were Dan Fouts I’d be pretty pissed to be passed over like this.

He’s eye-talian

This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

Wrestlemania 33 is just a warm-up for Gronk.